Freezer Eating

I was working at a grocery store with the entire staff from the University of Maine Bookstore. Every morning when I got into work I would pull down my pants and underwear and sit in one of the big freezers in the frozen food aisle and eat a raspberry turnover.

I knew this was against health codes and morally wrong. But I continued to do it because my coworkers would walk by and not say anything to me about it.

I did this for about three weeks before Colleen told me it was unacceptable. I told her my plot all along and that I was just WAITING for someone to call me out on it. I actually thanked her for saying something so that I didn't have to do it anymore.

I think I had to pee in real life...